www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0pFaQluCZo

Polar Bear Jumper

If anyone watches the news or has talked to anyone that watches the news, then I am sure you have heard about the crazy lady jumping into the polar bear cage! WHO DOES THAT! If you watch the you tube video (which I have attached) you will see ya lady trying to get out of this polar bear cage, full of water getting bitten on while trying to get rescued. The best part, if you watched this on USA Today, the lady almost seems to be enjoying herself before she gets bitten by the polar bear. FYI: did you know that polar bears are the only bears that attack humans for food. Interesting....

Strange Customers

So I work at a restaurant and therefore deal with a lot of different people. I find myself always asking, "Who does that?!" whether it is a family that can not stop yelling at one another, a child that will not stop crying, or the person who orders enough food to feed an army....for themself. It is there choice, and I am fine with it as long as a good tip in included in the end. But just as I begin to beleive that I have seen it all, a new, even corkier person/family comes along. I have this new customer that is beginning to become a regular and maaaaaaaaaaan is he weird. He wears blue jean overalls, cut off long sleeve sweat shirt, and large glasses. He drives a van that he painted 6 different shades of gray, and always has something sarcastic to say. You can great him by saying "hi" and he will say, no I am not "high". He always orders something different from the menu, and most of the time asks for water, and brings his own tea. That is just one glimpse of a day in the life of a waitress.

Friend Smashes Into Telephone Pole

Over spring break a bunch of my friends and I decided to go up town for some drinks. At about midnight, everyone decided to walk to our friends house and continue our night of drinking there. While we were walking our 3 blocks to his house, our friend we call Jammin decides to grab his truck because he is lazy and does not want to walk the last 2 blocks. We continued walking while Jammin grabbed his vehicle. We heard him bark his tires and come around the corner when he lost it and smashed into the telephone pole. We heard the loud 'bang' and started running up the block to see what had happened. When we reached his black chevy, it was bent around the telephone pole with the telephone box laying on the ground. We couldn't help but laugh while he kicked his grill (until it fell off) and swore up a storm as if it was anyone elses fault. Jammin eventually drove it home and walked (his lazy ass) up to our friends house as planned. Lets say he had plenty of drinks after the disaster and couldn't help but laugh. The picture I posted is not the actual vehicle, but gives a good visual of what the front end of his vehicle looks like.

Woman Marries Dolphin

"Jan. 3: Sharon Tendler, an eccentric British millionaire, married the love of her life — a 35-year-old dolphin named Cindy — at an Israeli resort"

Now this is just strange. Who marries their pet.. let alone a dolphin! This lady is a wack job just like the rest of them that do crazy stunts like this. I googled people marrying their pets after Ryan suggested I put this on my site, and WOW the crazy people in the world. People marry their monkeys, they dogs, they cats, and apparently... their dolphins. What I found to be the most common reason for a person to marry their pet is that "the pet listens and doesn't talk back or make fun of me." HELLO--- of course they don't, they're animals who DONT SPEAK!